sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

thedivineholyempress:

adrimnzr:

goldentot:

I like everything except for country and rap.

who’s your favourite gregorian chant artist

gotta be those Roman Catholics

sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

2minsforslashing:

cumberbitchsandwich:

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.